We saw some beautiful transsexuals today - Creed Malay
If you died choking on the queen's vomit, you'd probably get compensated - Esseb
Is this a fashion magazine or a porno magazine? - Kim
CJ: he'll never recalculate me!
Christopher Walken GPS, a second later: recalculating, gimme a minute!
I hate the Pope. How can he be so anti common sense?! - CJ, shouting in an Italian bar
Esseb: does Italy have an independence day?
CJ: what, from the Romans?
Le tette? - Mods, loudly, near a table of young womenMine can do it four times and it's tiny! - CJ
We haven't had a proper mafia experience yet, have we? - CJ
Buffalo Bill! - Bartender of the Blue Bar, pointing at Davy's beard
Kim: you can't take a dead baby on the plane
Creed_Malay: then where will I put all the cocaine?
I have had five beers. I am drunk enough to do terrible things to farm animals. - Grundislav
How do you say dildo in Italian? - Grundislav