Astronaut Farmer - the silly title of the Brits' inflight movie from London to Toronto
If I stare at it hard enough, I'm hoping it'll move to the right - Kevbot studies the atlas, trying to make the Mittens cabin be less far away
So here now is Canadian?
Ah! Congratulations! - CJ
Was Elijah Wood's character supposed to be gay in Lord of the Rings? - CJ
Is Scott up yet? Let's go arouse him - CJ
I'm like a worm factory today - CJ
Games don't kill - children do - CJ
I was quite impressed with that... Tom Hanks? place - CJ confuses the name of Tim Hortons coffee
Yeah, I'm a man now! - Pesty, chopping wood
What's the number for 911 in Canada? - CJ
This horse needs a boner! - Jess
- CJ trying to say 'Tim Hortons'
Tom Robbins? The doughnut guy? - CJ mistakes the author of Skinny Legs and All for the doughnut guy
Boy, God's an asshole - Grundislav
Pesty: BASIC is a language associated with what?
CJ: Native Americans?
Remember: murder is always an option, just like in real life - The Ivy
Birds are like terrorists - CJ
Science and religion are the same thing - CJ
Aw, I should have given the zebras striped penises! - Jess
You got a big mouth!
I'm comin' over now!
- Random guy who used Jess' cell phone at a Schenectady gas station
Crazy Lady: Did you walk on the white squares?!
- Crazy lady (with bent coat hanger in back-pack) in Science Centre
You tell these boys to stop having such a good time!
Oh, I'm just kidding, I love to see people having fun!
- Wal-Mart cashier
Toilet... cat... boob - Joey
My mom's tit dispenses maple syrup - Quintaros - the other dispenses milk
AGSer: How can you not know what colour your eyes are?!
CJ: Because I'm not a woman!
You have to make mixed drinks twice as strong, otherwise they don't show up on film - Kevbot
Museum Lady: Can I stamp your forehead?
Pesty: Hmm, no...
- Pesty makes the nice museum attendant very sad
Yeah, because eating an egg that comes from a rabbit makes it THAT much more appetizing - MrColossal on Cadbury Creme Eggs