Fish don't have blood, they have gills - CJ
Who the hell eats a pomegranate? The Queen?! - CJ
It's the McDonald's! - CJ on why kids these days mature so early
It's your gran trying to down a pint?! - CJ mishearing the name 'Grant'
Buses don't kill people - like guns! - CJ
I gotta have a faggot - Dave Gilbert
She's like a goiter on the side of some giant - CJ talking about Cherie Blair
What's a barista, a female paedophile? - CJ
It would be very stress relieving, beating up some actual people - Annie
I'm afraid of Satan! Satan is a legitimate fear - Zoot
Hajo: I ate a bird
AGA: What kind of bird?
Hajo: A grasshopper!
- Hajo gets confused as to quite what a grasshopper is
I think I might have just burned the quotefile - Mods gets overzealous with tending his fire
Am I not sexy enough for you, dog? - CJ
They're my little soapy children - Creed talks about his bubbles
Grundislav: would you kiss your dad?
Grundislav: I don't mean on the mouth
All platonic hugs should last between 5 and 7 seconds - CJ
A hug to a gay man is a contract - zoot
Homosexuals are gay - Hajo
Five blue cups, sitting on a shelf
Five blue cups, sitting on a shelf
And if one blue cup is stolen by an elf
There'll be four blue cups sitting on a shelf
- CJ's drinking song
Let me see pictures of your mother! - Hajo
Old drunk man in pub, to Davy: Is your name Simon?
Davy: No, it's Davy
ODM, to Zoot: Is YOUR name Simon?
Zoot: No, I'm Sam
ODM to barmaid, joyfully: His name is Sam and his name is Davy!
Oh! Milkybar! - Jake realising the answer to a quiz question about an hour after we'd stopped playing
Gays! - Driver-by shouting at Annie, scotch and Creed, who were dragging a big wooden pallet along the road
How do you speak to a dog? It's like kids isn't it? - CJ
So what you're saying is I'm going to be raped by the sun? - magintz
An apple a day makes the doctor say 'Hey, I've seen you before!' - CJ after one drink
Creed: Tony might not be there. It might be his ice-queen wife
scotch: His ice-cream wife?!
Let's never use a time machine to rape ourselves - Creed
Fui a ayuntamiento con tu madre - magintz trying to say 'I went to town on your mum', but actually saying "I went to the town hall with your mother"
Six for egginess and five for breadiness - Grundislav shares the secret of eggy bread
Mice and humans are not the same thing - AGA
scotch: How many famous programmers can you name?
CJ: Progey McProg?
He was the Fish of last year - scotch referring to Yickle
It's not provocative, it's vomitorious - AGA referring to a blind woman's inappropriately displayed breasts
CJ, wearing a baseball cap with 'ENGLAND' on it: Will this be enough to get into Wales?
Severn bridge toll-booth girl: Yeah, that'll do.
CJ: Where's Hajo?
scotch: He's probably being felt up by a fat man
This is me doing Blowie - Grundislav
Don't forget my gazebo!! - a blind woman in the rugby club in Taff's Well
Is driving EXCITING in America? - CJ
Are we gonna do cocaine now? - Grundislav
It doesn't see your faces! - Hajo scolding his stupid camera
I don't know which is worse - doghair or pubes - CJ
Your mum is confusing - Hajo
You're chain-smoking, darling - woman in film, repeated at least 10 times due to PS2-related craziness
He's hot! - Creed on Richard E. Grant
You've got heavy lashes, you would make a good drag queen - Annie to Grundislav
British terrorists are rubbish - scotch
What's the use of a beach if you can't drink on it? - CJ
Now suck my cock! - CJ, quite loudly, in an Indian restaurant
What is it with Taff's Well? There seems to be a higher twat to non-twat ratio - CJ
That's how we do Indian food in Wales - Indian restaurant waiter to Annie (an Indian)'s complaints about the food
God, that 10-year-old was fat. I mean, less curry, more veg! - CJ
Where is Mongolia? Does it even exist? - CJ
I am wisdomous, I know - CJ
It's too cold for nakedity - CJ
Milk and urine are the same thing - they both come from the bottom of a cow - Grundislav
Mozart didn't do too much genocide though, did he? - zoot
I have a sharp penis - zoot
She had a big kind of staircase in her hair - CJ discussing The X-Files' Gillian Anderson
Gandhi or whatever his name was - CJ confuses Gandhi the pacifist with Genghis Khan, the brutal warlord
Gandhi was a pussy! - CJ
He's not a free spirit, he's a freak! - Annie
Hajo: Good morning, Jake
- Jake, the morning after we applied shaving foam, a sombrero, and two tubes of toilet tissue to his sleeping head