I'm barely a man - CJ

In my day, phones only had two buttons - CJ

You walk through a doorway and the doorway's made of pig fat! - spleen's excuse why being a vegan in the UK is too difficult

I just realised I'm taking photos with the off button - MattGoble

I just realised he was talking to her son. I thought he was bent down to talk to her breasts... - CJ on Catherine Zeta Jones and her son in the film Traffic